selamat datang, salam kenal :)

Jumat, Maret 19, 2010

ngerjain orang luar negeri

abs liat status fira meutia d fb, aku jd kepengen ngerjain orang luar negeri di omegle..

keterangan :
stranger = orang luar negeri
you = prof.drs.ir.dr.komjen. Takuya, S.H


sma orang finland, aku ngaku dri mesir




Stranger: hi
You: ana uhibbak
Stranger: ?
You: mm
You: i'm from mesir
You: you?

Stranger: finland
You: oh..
You: eh, ada bakso
You: lappeer

Stranger: ?
Stranger: what mean :D
You: i'm hungry T_T
Stranger: ok
You: mau beliin aku makan??
You: nambah pahala loh :D


Your conversational partner has disconnected.


wkwkwkkwk.. ana uhibbak aja aku g tau apa artinya, cma pernah baca kalimat itu d atas AZ express food.. hahahaha



Sma orang china, aku ngaku dri malaysia




You: :D
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: china~you??
You: malaysia
You: udh mandi?? hohohoh
You: aku udah.. :p km psti blom
You: wkwkwk ^^v

Stranger: ah??
You: hmm
You: female or male?

Stranger: hmm~~~f
You: oh,, sama dong..
You: age?

Stranger: ???\
Stranger: 22
Stranger: you??
You: 15 :D
You: udh kawin belom yaa?
You: aku yakin km psti udh g perawan lg
You: china kan biasanya gtu. wkwkwkkwkw ^^v


Your conversational partner has disconnected.





sma orang bego, dan aku orang pinter *maunyee*




You: kaammuuu beggooo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: kenapa?
You: :D
Stranger: xD
You: you bego?? i thin yes
You: bego is very good
Stranger: haha hey i know that dont liar
Stranger: dont lie to mee
You: biarin :p
Stranger: bego is ridiculouse
You: wkwkwkkw ^^v
Stranger: ridiculous
You: pinter jg km
You: tau pinter?
You: pinter is bad
Stranger: haha aku gitu
You: laah
You: yaah, g jadi ngerjain orang luar negeri deeh
You: huuu
Stranger: haha dimarahin sama yang buat bahasa lo
You: gaseeruu gaaaaaaasseeruuuuu
Stranger: ganti ganti artii
Stranger: ya udah kerjain aja aku
Stranger: (ceritanya aku ga tau)
You: nah looh
Stranger: what?
Stranger: speak english dude
You: okee
Stranger: where are u from?
Stranger: asl please
You: nti chat qta ni mau aku masukin blog,..boleh yaa?
Stranger: ha??
Stranger: kenapa?
Stranger: haha iseng banget -_-
You: asik taauu :p
You: yaudah,, ulang dri awall
Stranger: kesannya gw bego beneran
You: start new conferencion
Stranger: ---
You: hi
Stranger: nulis conversation aja ga bener
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: kalo gitu gw aja yang ngajarin lo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: bego is good
You: aku binguuung
You: g tau lah
You: bego emg good
Stranger: do you know that?
You: wkwkwkwk
You: g taaauu
Stranger: pinter is bad
You: ya, dan kau memang pinter
You: huh
Stranger: thanks hun
You: hahaahhaahaa
Stranger: well i was born like this
Stranger: with a genius brain
You: g ngerti bhsa inggris aku mah
You: ulang dari awal katakuuuuuu
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: oke
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: is that important?
Stranger: well you first
Stranger: tell me yours
You: okelah kalau begitu
You: up to you, i no ngerti
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: we can practice
Stranger: well asl
Stranger: do you know asl?
Stranger: asl is mean asal
You: bukaaan
Stranger: asal you dari mana
You: als tu age sex location
Stranger: wkwkwkwk
Stranger: kan ceritanya bego
Stranger: -_-'
You: oh iya yaa
You: lupa..
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you forgot?
You: okelah,, asalku dari greenland
You: keren kan
You: hahaha
Stranger: well hi iam from america
Stranger: usa
You: f or m?
Stranger: mm guess it
You: guess tu apaan??
Stranger: tebak
You: klo g salah 'tamu;
Stranger: guest
Stranger: hahaha
You: uph
You: tau ah..
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: its okayt
Stranger: well f or m?
You: fm.. radioo sas fm
You: wkwkwkwk
You: what the hell!!!
Stranger: wkwkw
Stranger: jayus ya?
You: g tau
Stranger: fm tu femina
You: what the hell itu artinya apa?
Stranger: apa neraka
Stranger: nerakanya spesial soalnya pake the
You: bukaaaan,, kata guru ku,, what the hell tu kata kasar
You: :p
Stranger: ahahaha emang
Stranger: aduh22
Stranger: kan pura2 bego
Stranger: tapi artinya kalo di satu2in ya gitu
Stranger: what kan apa
Stranger: the hell itu neraka
You: mmmm.. iya yaa...
You: yaudah deh, what the hell?? you know?? hell itu tu apii.. pasti panas masuk sana
Stranger: ko hell api?
Stranger: hell itu neraka
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: lo masih sd?
You: udh smp.. tpi kan ceritanya aku ini bego :p
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: wew jadi sebenernya bisa?
You: wkwkwk.. dikit sih
Stranger: oke start new conversation
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl please
You: 35 m mesir
You: youy?
You: eh, slaah
You: you?
Stranger: not more
Stranger: oke
Stranger: iam a good man so i just ask asl
Stranger: mesir?
Stranger: wow
You: ho'oh kali,,
Stranger: nice dude
You: amazing kan?? wkwkk
You: dude harlino maksudnyaa>???
Stranger: i've been there
You: wkakakka
Stranger: a few month ago
You: can we meet??
You: huu.. few month ago
Stranger: can us see??
You: oohh
Stranger: i said i've been there
You: sama aja kaaan
Stranger: ago dude
You: km udah dudaaa?? whaaooww
Stranger: "sama aja kaaan?" what is that mean?
You: it same!!
Stranger: ohh i see
Stranger: nope not same at all
Stranger: thats a good place either
You: I don't care
You: I like language asal asalan
Stranger: even there place is hot but i bring my fan every i walked
Stranger: asal asalan?
You: please don't ngomong panjang" with me
You: bingung tau!!
Stranger: what? hey i dont know what you talking about
You: no :p
Stranger: stay with your based language is very bored ya know?
Stranger: explore your mine
You: ga
Stranger: to know all about world language
You: g paham dan g ngerti dan g tertartik
Stranger: me too at the first time
You: yaudah, aku jga fist time ni skarang
Stranger: but i got wind behind me and said that i have to speak with it
You: but, i'm lazy to learn it
You: mo gmna lagi
Stranger: haha
Stranger: makannya jangan maen warnet mulu
You: aku d hauuuuss
Stranger: maen dota ga lo?
You: bhsa mana pula itu
Stranger: hauus?
You: ckckckckc
You: house maksudnyee
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: main cs?
Stranger: pb?
Stranger: rf?
You: main blog doang..
You: nih alamat nya http://nyam-nyem.blogspot.com
Stranger: yahaaha ga suka main game?
You: gaa
You: ska nya ngerjain orang
Stranger: lo cewe apa cowo emang?
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: dosa
You: status g jelas aku mah
Stranger: haha tengah2 ye?
You: apa aje lah
You: km cwe??
Stranger: haha biasanya cowo pasti tau dota,cs,rf
You: huh..
Stranger: kalo ga tau game itu brati cewe biasanya
You: brarti km cwo
Stranger: mm
Stranger: ga tau ya
You: beuhh
Stranger: tomboy mungkin
Stranger: bencong mungkin
You: laah
You: hahahahhaa
Stranger: oya nama striker barcelona yang tinggi siapa sih?
Stranger: itu ke sukaan ku loh
You: mna ku tauu.. aku g suka bolaa
You: km cwe apa cwo sih??
Stranger: -_-
You: aku cwe
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ngaku juga
Stranger: dari awal juga aku tau kamu cewe
You: ck
Stranger: cowo mana ada yang bawel sampe kek gini
Stranger: :D
You: wkakakkakkakaka
Stranger: hahaha
You: trnyata aku ini bawel ya, udh byk yg ngakuin itu
You: wkwkwkwkwkwk
Stranger: hahaha mm kelihataannya sih begitu
Stranger: bukan ngatain ya
Stranger: tuh buktinya banyak yang ngaku
You: gpp koo.. wkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwk
You: bangga aku mah
You: hahaahah
Stranger: lol
You: skarng km yg ngaku, cwe apa cwo??
Stranger: mm
Stranger: maunya?
You: cwe
Stranger: mm
Stranger: boleh deh
You: looooohh
You: ko gittuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: wkwk
You: ngaku!!
You: aku udh ngaku kaaan
Stranger: mm
Stranger: tapi aku males ngaku
You: huh
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: oke aku ngakuuu
Stranger: iam a man or boy
You: aah
Stranger: satisfied?
You: g ngerti
Stranger: halah
You: cwo ya,, yaudah deh.. dadaaaah
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: yaudah dahh..
Stranger: met gangguin bule yaa
Stranger: :D
You: wkwkwkwk.. aku masukin blog duluu
You: thanks
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: oke
Stranger: gapapa kalo ini
Stranger: kesannya aku ga bego :P\
You: gaa, pokoknya ceritanya aku yg pinter
You: pinter bahasa indonesia gtu..hahahah
Stranger: ehh ko gitu
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: oke kalo gitu
Stranger: bahasa indonesia dapet berapa emang ulangan?
You: dadahh... please visit my blog..
You: 7.00 T____T
You: bhsa inggris 7.80 T_____T
Stranger: lah
You: udah aah, g jadi mulu nih masukin blognyaa
Stranger: ko bagusan inggris
You: wkwkwkwk
Stranger: hahaha
You: bahsa indonesia tu susaah,
Stranger: yaudah masukin dulu aja
Stranger: emangg
You: :p
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: tapi sekarang sma susah
Stranger: hahaha gw bahasa indo UN dapet 9.20 dongg
Stranger: jadi dapetnya cuma 6
Stranger: huh
You: iidiiih.. wkwkwkwk
You: umr brapa km?
Stranger: mm
Stranger: km dulu
You: ck
Stranger: ladies first
You: byk maunya km tu!
You: aku udah 99 taon, setaun lgi 100
Stranger: hahaha iya dongg
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: haha rekor
You: hebat kan, umr sgini msih main komputer :p
Stranger: aku 15
Stranger: berati tuan kamu jauh
Stranger: 3:75
You: 15 ? bneran tuh????
Stranger: 03:33 deng
Stranger: iye
You: masa 15??????????????????????
Stranger: ha? emang kenapa?
You: g percaya..
Stranger: haha terserah
You: udaah aaaaaaah. g jadi teruuss tuuuuuuuhhh masukin blooogg
You: aarghhhhh
Stranger: mau cek fb?
You: g usah
Stranger: yaudah masukin aja duluu
Stranger: -_-
You: q disconnet ya
Stranger: oke
Stranger: eh bentar
Stranger: blognya apa?
Stranger: mau liat chatnya
Stranger: haha
You: http://nyam-nyem.blogspot.com/
You: bye
You have disconnected.



ckckck.. ternyata aku itu bner" bego ye.. arghh... guk guk!!

pesan moral : jgn smbarang ngerjain orang, kena batu nya loh... T_T

5 komentar:

Syam Oby mengatakan...

ahahhaha......................
lebih ngakak dripada lihat blog oby sendiri ^_^

secangkir teh dan sekerat roti mengatakan...

hahahaha!

Re's Japan mengatakan...

oby : hehe.. tpi kan malu"in, kebegoan sndiri ko d pajang" d blog =.="

secangkir air es dan 2 piring nasi : hihihihi

Anonim mengatakan...

bhuaakakak lucu!
btw
dude i2 semacam logat bahasa inggrisnya orang Amerika. Kayak kita juga punya logat misalnya "gimana kabar lu?" klo english slang mungkin seperti ini "wassup dude?" kayaknya dude i2 menunjukkan seseorang, hampir sama dengan man, tp kayakx bisa dipake untuk cowo maupun cewe.kayakx sih gitu...

Bunga^^

Re's Japan mengatakan...

wiih nuniq hebbaat ^^ bsa ngerti yg ky gtuu.. waaaaaaah